Patchwork Is So Gay

I found this so cute bag in one of my Vintage magazines, thought I would share it. Someone may like to make it. The heading is a great example of how our language has changed and words have different meanings now.
I hope I have kept it in order, I am sure you can work it out.
I would make up my own template if you are making it, as I would say this one will be distorted.
Have fun. I would love it if anyone does make it up to send me a photo to post.